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笑话3则

1：哈哈哈哈哈，下联：嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿。横批：神经有病

2、每次过年回家买不到票的时候，我就会问快递公司的，你们公司多少钱能把我寄回家啊？

3、看一电视采访张国立演皇上，他说：你们看演时好风光，前簇后拥，跪拜一片，只要听导演喊卡，再叫一声吃饭了，周围人哗一下作鸟兽散，留他一人坐龙椅上，想想那场景，我笑了

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