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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.刚坐公交,一五十多岁的阿姨乘公交,拿着一个没吃完的大饼在刷卡机上拼命的刷了半天,这时司机幽幽地来了一句:大妈,大饼不行换油条试试。。。
2.一天去海边,风大浪急,站在海里,冲来了一只拖鞋,捡起来还给了主人,那人非常感谢我,过了一会,又冲过来一个泳帽,又还给了主人,又感谢我。又过了一会,冲过来了一张姨妈巾。。。。
3.在野外大便的时候,千万不要把用完的手纸往身前扔。尤其是风大的时候,太容易刮到脸上了。切记切记,切记啊!

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