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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.小孩哭着来找妈妈,妈妈问道:怎么了宝贝?孩子:爸爸不小心用榔头砸到自己手指头了。妈妈:那你哭什么?孩子:因为我刚才笑了。
2.问:同样是女的,为什么女朋友好哄,丈母娘难哄?答:因为丈母娘已经上过一次当了……
3.经过北京人几天几夜的呼吸,北京的空气质量终于有所改善。 新的北京精神由此诞生:“厚德载雾,自强不吸,霾头苦干,再创灰黄!” 事实再次证明:雾以吸为贵啊!

[ 本帖最后由 wobuweixiao 于 2021-10-5 21:43(GMT+8) 编辑 ]

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