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[短篇] 微短笑话三则

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微短笑话三则

则1:
    有一天,一对苍蝇父女在一起吃晚餐
    女儿问苍蝇爸爸:为什么我们每天都吃粑粑啊
    苍蝇爸爸生气的说:吃的时候就不要说这么恶心的话,赶紧的,趁热吃!!

则2:
    一女护士看到一男病人在病房喝酒,便走过去轻声对他说:“小心肝!”
    那病人一愣,随后不急不慢微笑回到:“小宝贝儿。”

则3:
    有一天上班途中,我在公交车上遇到了一个非常美丽且中意的女生,顿生追求之意......
    于是我想到一个办法:
    我悄悄将一张纸条递给她,上面写到:“我能和你处对象吗?假如可以,你就把纸条还回来,如果不能那就扔了吧!”
    没过一会儿,女生真的把纸条递还给我,暗自得意的我心想原来我还是有市场的
    结果纸条上写了一行字“对不起,窗户关太紧了,实在打不开!”

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