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[短篇] 笑话五则

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笑话五则

1、女人应该是一块磁铁,而不是一根绳子,捆住男人不如吸住他。

2、女人心目中理想的男人,其实就是:有事关云长,无事西门庆。

3、女人如烟,再差的烟都有人抽;男人似酒,再好的酒喝多了都上头。

4、男女交往新规则:只花心,别用心;只风流,别下流;只调情,不偷情。

5、中国人一直说西方人太随便,初次见面就能上床;西方人一直说中国人太随便,上一次床就要结婚!!!

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