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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1. 在拥挤的公车上一个站着的怀孕妇人对着他身旁坐着的一位男子说:“你不知道我怀孕了
吗?”只见男子很紧张的说:“孩子不是我的!”
2. 顾客:自打我用了从你们这里买的生发水后,我的头发怎么全掉了?售货员:一点不错,先
生。要想长出新头发,就必须先给它腾地方。
3. 黄瓜失恋痛哭,茄子安慰她:爱情不单只是甜美、只是沉醉,还有心碎、还有流泪。唉!谁
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