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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、老师问小明:“如果你爸爸欠我一百块钱,你妈妈欠我五十块钱,那你欠我什么?”小明机灵地回答:“我欠您一个零钱包。”

2、有一天,小明看着地图问爸爸:“爸爸,这个地图上的'X'是什么意思?”爸爸笑着说:“那是代表一个秘密的地方。”小明高兴地说:“哇!我知道了!那说明老师在上课的时候,是在教我们秘密。”

3、小杰对他的朋友说:“我家的狗特别聪明,它会看电视。”朋友好奇地问:“真的吗?它喜欢看什么节目?”小杰答道:“当然是《汪汪星球》啦!”

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