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[保健养生] 性事太尽情会付出带价的!(sogasina原创)

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这年头,像你老公这样的好男人绝种了。现代男人,只会看黄片打手枪,上腾讯裸聊,真正生活中的实战,几个有这么出色的。庆幸楼主有这么一个好老公。刚在色中色看了篇辩论,说一女的,老公不行或者出差,竟在家和狗玩上了,由于狗的生殖器构造与人的不同,所以卡住了,最后去医院打针,然后那女的竟自杀了。下面的辩论,男人们很踊跃,有的说,这女的傻吧,还有的说,这女的肯定丑死了,还有的得出高论,这女的有神经病。我最后总结,告诉他们,不是女人笨,不是女人长得不好看,她也病,是这年头,好男人绝种了,男人还不如狗呢?一,狗可以保守秘密,男人的大臭嘴行吗?二,狗可以永远陪着女人,男人是打一枪换一个目标吧。三是狗或许能给女人带来高潮,可现实中男人的嘴巴比鸡巴历害。

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