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[短篇] 笑话三则!

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笑话三则!


1.半夜睡的正香老婆把我推醒说自己要去上厕所,我说你上厕所叫我干嘛!
  她说叫你起来穿衣服,我说你上厕所我穿衣服干嘛?又冻不着我!
  二货老婆起身裹着被子走了···


2.婚礼,新郎:其实我在爱上你后,还爱过很多人···
  台下一片哗然,新娘也惊呆了。
  看到这情景,新郎满意的继续说:很多人,包括你的父母,你家人,你的朋友···
  台下掌声雷动。
  新娘顿了顿,问:也包括我的闺密吗?


3.我看到损友在吃冰激凌损友见我走过去了,赶紧把整个冰激凌舔了一遍,问:你吃不?
  我拿过冰激凌在上面吐了口口水:你还吃不?
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