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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.我在火车站上班, 一次有个老太太来问路:“小伙子,上海南的车往哪边走?”我看老太太行动不太方便,于是搀扶着她从贵宾室里走,并一直把老人送上了去海南的火车。
第二天老人的儿女在上海南站等了一天也没接着人……
2.一个男人打电话给酒店前台:“麻烦过来下,我和女友发生了点争执,她威胁我说要从窗户上跳下去!”
“不好意思先生,这是您的私人问题,我们爱莫能助。”
“不,这是你们的问题,因为你们的窗户打不开!”
3.老婆:老公,我闺蜜最近有个毛病,总是爱戴手套,这大热天的,她也手套不离手。昨天我发现她不戴了,你猜猜为啥?
我:为啥?
老婆伸出她那光秃秃的手,对我说:因为他老公给她买了个钻戒呗!

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