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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.不苦不累,高三无味。不拼不搏,等于白活。
就算拼个头PX流,也要跟俺冲进一本的大楼!
考过高富帅,胜过富二代。
要成功,先发疯。
下定决心往前冲,高考加油!!!

2.老师:有人知道“先辈”是什么意思?
学生:傻X,仙贝都不知道,旺旺的,鸡肉味嘣嘎脆~
老师:··········

3.同学手机掉地上了,其中夹杂着兜里的几个硬币。。。旁边一路人看到后说:哎呦,看人家,连电话费都摔出来了。。。

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3.现在都手机支付了,随身都不带钱了。

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